oi i have a life shame you don't

This is awkward

HEHEEHEHEHEHHH
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.

paulbriganti:

One Direction parody: “It’s OK To Like This Song”


Directed and co-wrote this parody of a One Direction song about people in their 30s guiltily listening to this song. I really like One Direction.

collegehumor:

Dolphin Collision
lol
This is what happens when you text while swimming!

collegehumor:

Dolphin Collision

lol

This is what happens when you text while swimming!

collegehumor:

CollegeHumor + Tumblr = ❤

collegehumor:

CollegeHumor + Tumblr = ❤

wow OMG

wow OMG

Lap it up like a cat
miranda
WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Going to NODDY LAND in butlins

me being cool

me being cool